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I love you

Afrikaans
 Ek het jou liefe
 
Afrikaans
 Ek is lief vir jou
 
Albanian
 Te dua
Te dashuroj
Ti je zemra ime
 
Alsacien
 Ich hoan dich gear
 
Amharic
 Afekrishalehou
 
Arabic
 Ana Behibak (to a male)
 
Arabic
 Ana Behibek (to a female)
 
Arabic (Formal)
 OOHEBOKI (to a female)
 
Arabic (Formal)
 OOHEBOKA (to a male)
 
Arabic
 Ib’n hebbak
 
Arabic
 Ana Ba-heb-bak
 
Arabic
 nhebuk
 
Bari
 (A Sudanese Language): Nan nyanyar do(I love you)
Nan nyanyar do parik (I love you very much)
 
Basc
 Nere Maitea
 
Batak
 Holong rohangku di ho
 
Bavariank
 I mog di narrisch ger
 
Bengali
 Ami tomAy bhAlobAshi
 
Bengali
 Ami tomake bhalobashi
 
Berber
 Lakh tirikh
 
Bicol
 Namumutan ta ka
 
Bulgarian
 Obicham te
 
Cambodian
 Bon sro lanh oon
 
Cambodian
 kh_nhaum soro_lahn nhee_ah
 
Canadian French
 Sh’teme (spoken, sounds like this)
 
Cantonese
 Ngo oi ney
 
Catalan
 T’estim (mallorcan)
 
Catalan
 T’estim molt (I love you a lot)
 
Catalan
 T’estime (valencian)
 
Catalan
 T’estimo (catalonian)
 
Chinese
 Wo ie ni
 
Creole
 Mouin rinmim ou
 
Croatian
 LJUBim te
 
Czech
 miluji te
 
Czech
 MILUJU TE! (colloquial form)
 
Danish
 Jeg elsker dig
 
Dutch
 Ik houd van jou
 
Esperanto
 Mi amas vinu
 
Estonian
 Mina armastan sind
 
Estonian
 Ma armastan sind
 
Farsi
 Tora dust midaram
 
Farsi
 Asheghetam
 
Farsi (Persian)
 doostat dAram
 
Filipino
 Mahal ka ta
 
Filipino
 Iniibig Kita
 
Finnish
 Mina” rakastan sinua
 
Flemish
 Ik zie oe geerne
 
French
 Je T’aime
 
Gaelic
 Tha gradh agam ort
 
German
 Ich liebe Dich
 
Greek
 S’ ayapoh
 
Greek
 (Ego) philo su
(ego is only needed for emphasis)
 
Gujrati
 Hoon tane pyar karoochhoon
 
Hausa
 Ina sonki
 
Hebrew
 Ani ohev otach (male to female)
 
Hebrew
 Ani ohev otcha (male to male)
 
Hebrew
 Ani ohevet otach (female to female)
 
Hebrew
 Ani ohevet otcha (female to male)
 
Hindi
 Mae tumko pyar kia
 
Hindi
 My tumko pyar karta hu
 
Hindi
 Main tumse pyar karta hoon
 
Hindi
 Ham Tomche Payer Kortahe
 
Hindi
 Mai tumse peyar karta hnu
 
Hindi (Kannada)
 Naanu ninnannu premisuththeneu
 
Hokkien
 Wa ai lu
 
Hopi
 Nu’ umi unangwa’ta
 
Hungarian
 Szeretlek te’ged
 
Icelandic
 M-Ig elska M-~ig icelandic
Eg elska thig ind
Mai tujhe pyaar kartha hoo
 
Indonesian
 Saja kasih saudari
 
Indonesian
 Saya Cinta Kamu
 
Indonesian
 Saya cinta padamu
 
Indonesian
 Aku cinta padamu
 
Irish
 taim i’ ngra leat
 
Italian
 ti amo (if it’s a relationship/lover/spouse)
 
Italian
 ti voglio bene (if it’s a friend, or relative)
 
Japanese
 Kimi o ai shiteru
 
Japanese
 Watakushi-wa anata-wo ai shimasu
 
Kiswahili
 Nakupenda
 
Klingon
 qabang
 
Klingon
 qaparHa’ (depends from where you are in the galaxy)
 
Korean
 Tangsinul sarang ha yo
 
Korean
 Nanun tongshinun sarang hamnida
 
Lao
 Khoi huk chau
 
Latin
 Te amo
 
Latin
 Vos amo
 
Latin
 (Ego) amo te (ego, for emphasis)
 
Latvian
 Es tevi Mlu (s teh-vih me-lu)
 
Lingala
 Nalingi yo
 
Lithuanian
 TAVE MYLIU (ta-ve mee-lyu)
 
Luo
 Aheri
 
Madrid lingo
 Me molas, tronca
 
Malay
 Saya cintamu
 
Malay
 Saya sayangmu
 
Malay/Indonesian
 Sayah Chantikan Awah
 
Mandarin
 Wo ai ni
 
Mohawk
 Konoronhkwa
 
Navaho
 Ayor anosh’ni
 
Ndebele
 Niyakutanda
 
Nepali
 Ma timilai maya garchu
Ma timilai man parauchu
 
Norwegian
 Eg elskar deg (Nynorsk)
 
Norwegian
 Jeg elsker deg (Bokmaal)
(pronounced: yai elske dai)
 
Osetian
 Aez dae warzyn
 
Pakistani
 Muje se mu habbat hai
 
Persian
 Tora dost daram
 
Polish
 Kocham Cie
 
Polish
 Ja cie kocham
 
Portuguese
 Eu te amo
 
Romanian
 Te iubesc
 
Russian
 Ya vas lyublyu
 
Russian (Malincaya)
 Ya Tibieh Lublue
 
Russian (Malincaya)
 Y’a liou-bliou tibye
 
Russian (Malincaya)
 Ya vac loobyoo
 
Russian (Malincaya)
 Ya tebya loobyooo
 
Russian (Malincaya)
 Ya l’ubl’u t’ebya
 
Russian
 Ju ljublju tebja
 
Russian
 Ju ljublju tebja!
 
Russian
 LJUBLJU TEBJA!
 
Russian
 ya lyublyu tebya
 
Russian
 Ya polubeel s’tebya
 
Russian
 ya tebya ljublju
 
Serbian
 LUBim te
 
Serbocroatian
 volim te
 
Shona
 Ndinokuda
 
Sinhalese
 Mama oyata adarei
 
Sioux
 Techihhila
 
Slovak
 lubim ta
 
Slovene
 ljubim te
 
Spanish
 Te quiero (I realy-realy care for you)
 
Spanish
 Te Amo ( I love you)
 
Srilankan
 Mama Oyata Arderyi
 
Sudanese (Bari)
 Nan nyanyar do (I love you)
 
Sudanese (Bari)
 Nan nyanyar do parik (I love you very much)
 
Swahili
 Naku penda (followed by the person’s name)
 
Swedish
 Jag Älskar dig
 
Swedish
 Iaj Alskar Dej
 
Swiss-German
 Ch’ha di ga”rn
 
Syrian/Lebanes
 BHEBBEK (to a female)
 
Syrian/Lebanes
 BHEBBAK (to a male)
 
Tagalog
 Mahal kita
 
Tamil
 Naan unni kathilikaran
 
Tamil
 Ni yaanai kaadli karen
 
Tcheque
 MILUJI TE^
 
Telugu
 Neenu ninnu pra’mistu’nnanu
 
Telugu/India
 Nenu Ninnu Premistunnanu
 
Thai
 Ch’an Rak Khun
 
Thai
 Phom Rak Khun
 
Tunisian
 Ha eh bak
 
Turkish
 Seni seviyorum
 
Urdu
 Mujge tumae mahabbat hai
 
Uzbek
 Man seni sevaman
 
Vietnamese
 Em ye^u anh (woman to man)
 
Vietnamese
 Toi yeu em
 
Vietnamese
 Anh ye^u em (man to woman)
 
Vlaams
 Ik hue van ye
 
Vlaams
 Ik hue van ye
 
Welsh
 ’Rwy’n dy garu di
 
Welsh
 Yr wyf i yn dy garu di (chwi)
 
Yiddish
 Ich libe dich
 
Yiddish
 Ich han dich lib
 
Yugoslavian
 Ya te volim
 
Zuni
 Tom ho’ ichema